Family Guy is one of the iconic grown-up cartoons in TV history. Will it have a chance to be iconic in porn too? Just ask Peter Griffin’s wife Lois Griffin.
Just Google the term “Lois Griffin porn” and you’ll see a plethora of artists sketch their own Lois Griffin fantasies. It’s not like we haven’t had our own yet considering how Lois usually strikes us as a killjoy.
Why do you think Lois had two kids? That’s exactly the point. A guy like Petter Griffin is someone who’s likely to cheat when his wife is no longer entertaining him. That means Lois still has that spark.
How come we don’t see that spark? Well, today is your lucky day as we take a look at the 5 Times Lois Griffin Got Naughty.
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Lois fucks Quagmire
Peter’s fried Quagmire is the known sex addict of the group. It looks like he’s one of those guys who earn a lot of money for less work and spend the rest on fucking around. He’s probably the cartoon version of Barney Stinson.
Apparently, this video shows that Quagmire doesn’t have the same bro code rules as Barney since he fucked the wife of one of his friends! It’s bad enough if you do it to a girlfriend but the wife? You got to be sick to the bone to do that.
Well, Lois seems to enjoy her reverse cowgirl ride on Quagmire. Sometimes you just can’t help but think if Peter’s other friends also fantasize about Lois or better yet, their daughter Meg.
Let’s save the Meg Griffin fantasies for some other time as we focus first on Lois. She’s the hot topic this time because we said so.
Lois tries bestiality
It’s bad enough that Lois Griffin is smooching with her husband’s friend but their family dog? You’ve got to be one sick individual to do that. Well, at least Brian is a loveable character. In fact, he even shared the same last name.
We know that dogs can get horny. They sense a female at heat and they would jump on the opportunity to fuck. That’s actually what he did here with Lois while Peter is away.
What starts as an innocent moment between wife and pet would escalate quickly for some reason. Maybe Lois is having a hard time locating Peter’s penis that’s why she’d rather settle with a dog one. It actually just looks sick because it’s a dog we’re talking about.
If all is fair and all are human, everyone would rather see Lois cheat on her husband with Brian rather than giggity giggity Quagmire. It’s probably being around that pervert that made Lois even try bestiality.
So much for the Family Guy.
Family Guy fuck rampage!
Admit it or not, it’s really hard to please Lois Griffin whenever she runs wild. She already has sex with her husband (finally) and then she proceeds to fuck other people as well.
Speaking of fucking other people, she even fucked a woman! Who is this lucky woman? It’s one related to Peter’s friends again.
Do you know Cleveland Brown from the Cleveland Show? Before he had his own spinoff, he used to hang around with Peter Griffin and the rest of the Family Guy group. He has a wife named Donna and that’s who Lois is screwing around with here.
Lois probably has her lesbian side during her youth but as the stereotypical soccer mom, that’s a story that’s supposed to be forgotten unless a legend of her lives on and passed down to the youth.
This could have been a good interracial piece for “Family Guy: The Movie.” Apparently, Donna might not want a black cock as much as she looks but rather just the gentle touches of a fellow female. Maybe Cleveland’s big black cock is too barbaric for her?
Anyway, it’s better if you are the one who watches this instead.
Peter and Lois finally have their moment
How long have we waited for these two to have their moment? It’s the reason Meg, Chris, and Stewie were born, in the first place. It’s also the reason we are talking about Family Guy. There wouldn’t be a family if it’s just the couple, right?
Well, let’s take a look at these two who finally has their moment and makes do with it as they make and attempt to make a new baby. It might be too risky to have four when you have a human-like dog but at least that’s better than fucking around with other husbands and family dogs.
Weirdly, this is the most normal sex video on this list, and let’s just put it there. At least they both are having fun with what they are doing, right? An old-fashioned husband and wife love-making session.
Since these are cartoons, can we make one with Peter and Lois on their honeymoon? We’re curious about how Meg was made before being conceived.
Real-life Family Guy Sex Video
Speaking of normal, how about we talk about real-life porn here as these Family Guy cosplayers show us how it’s done? We’re definitely going to see real-life Meg, Chris, and Stewie too after this one!
While cosplays don’t really look like the real thing, it’s the actual portrayal that counts. This is what your wife will look like if she plays Lois Griffin in your Family Guy roleplay. They just set the tone for what you are to do in this type of situation.
Although you are unlikely to perform like these pornstars do, it’s you and your partner that matters as you both play characters. It doesn’t always have to be kinky. All you need is a little bit of imagination and dirty talk to make it happen.
It’s up to you if you want to invite a Quagmire over to complete the cosplay. Shirts like his aren’t too hard to find anyway. You might want to do it when you go on vacation in Hawaii. Just kidding.
The bottom line here is that this couple already thought you how to be creative with sex. While the cartoons were fictional, now you no longer have any excuse.
