Are you an aspiring porn director? There’s a sex game that you can practice it on. Welcome to Cunt Empire!
This game brings a lot of throwbacks where you build your own house or hospital from the profits that come in. It ironically teaches you about business management too.
How about we talk about this sexy simulator game, shall we?
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Manage your own Cunt Empire
Upon logging onto the site, the loading screen alone will show you a preview of what to expect. Bitches and money is the name of the game as you climb atop the empire.
Surprisingly, you’re going to find some actual big-name pornstars in this game. It’s not only the random generic hentai schoolgirls.
The gameplay alone kicks off with a short dialog that serves as a backstory on the road to building your own empire. It gets more interesting as you start with limited resources just like a small-scale porn producer.
Practice your business knowledge
It may sound funny but it’s a good way to practice running a business. You get to manage a small studio, spend according to your current means, and start expanding once feasible enough to do so.
You’ll basically start with buying your first webcam. From there, you already earn boosters such as cards and video parts. Once you claim them, you can hire a whore to perform in front of the webcam you bought.
It starts to grow from there as you can spend your extra money hiring a new cunt performer and occupy more rooms. A progress bar fills up and passive income streams in.
Of course, you still need a bit of work though. Make sure you collect the stack of cash to make your hired whore keep performing.
It’s like streaming without you performing
The game gives you an idea of what these webcam performers have to go to in the goal of making it in the adult entertainment industry. You earn more opportunities as your viewership grows and you get to step up your game once you upgrade operations.
If you ever had dreams of being a pimp to hustle and have the girls all over you, then this is your fantasy turned reality. It gets kinda addictive once you see your empire progressing.
The Cunt Empire experience
I experience the humble beginnings that I have just said earlier. Personally, I was waiting to be able to produce some BDSM shows because it’s what sells a lot in cam sites. Yes, I treated the game as if I am an actual content producer.
I ran the show the way I would if I had a porn empire myself. Since I am one of the plethoras of kinky niche fans, I decided to focus on that and customize my experiences to give unique offerings.
There are also some learnings since it teaches you how to run a production. Just like any other startup, you learn as you continue to play on. Then, there were new elements that shook me like that game-changing math lesson that leaves me all of a sudden lagging behind from math classes.
How much more realistic can this simulation get? I started deciding how to spend my money wisely. I was torn between paying for advertising or hiring a new whore.
Apparently, there is a limit to all since it’s not purely passive once completely functional. You still have to actively collect the sources of income because you can’t hire anyone else in the game to do so.
At least we got a good idea of how to start from scratch, right?
Reaping some rewards
Cunt Empire also has rewards, one of which is full-motion porn videos. All of a sudden, things became like any other porn game where you get more fulfilling pornographic material after making milestones.
These videos happen to be entertaining. Like this one webcam scene where the whore streams in front of her camera like actual foreplay. The slow strip is like watching your favorite gamer girl get dirty on OnlyFans. It kinda reminds me of NarcosXXX where you play just for the rewarding cutscenes.
There’s also one video I saw where a dude with a big cock was given the best blowjob of his life. Then, this girl wanted to pleasure herself with it too as she flipped the script and made the man work by fucking her from behind.
To be honest, you might not enjoy it that much since the clips are short. At least you still get an intermission before going back to growing your Cunt Emire.
Final thoughts
Unlike Cunt Wars, this is more of business strategies than battle strategies. One thing to keep in mind is that you need to sign up for Cunt Empire if you want to take the game seriously. You will lose your progress if you accidentally close or refresh your web browser. Otherwise, you’ll start from scratch again.
At least the game gives us a free-to-play option without having to sign up or make in-app purchases. I like starting from scratch always as a way of practicing business techniques. Weird, right?
Well, that’s what made me able to grow my small production business. It’s also how this site is growing. Playing Cunt Empire actually kind of helped.
As for the game itself, don’t judge the game by its name or images. A porn business management simulator is still a management simulator. Do you get what I mean? It means it still teaches the very theoretical concepts of running a startup.
I’m starting to get serious already so I suggest that you just play the game. I’d like to warn you too that the gameplay can get very addictive if you have nothing better to do.
Just think of it as a new way to enjoy sex animations and videos. Maybe one day you can run your own porn business.
